I'm warning you, Mom, if you don't get this toupe of my deaded furs off mine head NOW I will turn into a Fractious Cat and you'll be sorry!
Angel's Mom came up to visit last night! When our Mom opened the door Angel's Mom said to Angel who was there to greet her "Hi Angie, it's Auntie Dee!" Mom yelled corrected her and said "No, I'm the Auntie, you're the Mommie". They got a good laugh out of that!